We also did Vezax hardmode and three-keeper Yogg-Saron last week.
*cough*
What? I'm not *always* in the mood to make up cute little newsposts. I'm not here to entertain you. You don't really wanna mess with me tonight. I'm a warrior, sometimes I get all typed out in my whineposts! Get off my case! It's just you and your hand tonight!
Much less than three for the video Shinsen-chan! So, when will Firefighter be Knock, Knock, Knocking on Wood? When will we Observe Algalon? Place your bets!
First raidnight after the patch, ten minutes in:
Boredom strikes after that so we head onward in search for better prey.
Yes, you read that right... "Of The Nightfall". We couldn't have done it without Blizzard cockteasing every raider back with a new patch only to let us play with one measly encounter. Thanks! (Also, Blizzard, XT002 was funny but please fix it.)
Twas the night before patch, when all through the vent
Everyone was stirring, yes even the bent.
Mum's stockings were hung on the bedpost with care,
In hopes that downed hardmodes soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their chairs,
Dreaming of purple pixels, as we wished for more bears.
Moms were in panties, and I in my briefs,
And we got down to business and hoped for relief.
Though the DPS was apparently not pulling 5.3k
And the bits before phase 3 showed some disarray.
The huge bastard did still meet his maker
So we proudly proclaimed "I choose you, Steelbreaker."
Now Beenai! Now, Lorgran! Now, Vixen and Mongor!
On, Kovacs! On, Lootwhorio! On Thoya and Athalnor!
To the top of guildox! To the top of the server!
Now press on! Press on! Press onward with fervor!
What happened then, you ask my dear reader?
Well as one we did turn to our fearless leader.
With a glint in his eye, sculpted as if for a museum,
"Prepare yourselves now, we'll rape an entire coliseum!"